Tell your friends about it.
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They'll think you're hilarious.
Elasticsearch
OpenSearch
Keyboard Shortcuts: Space = Draw Cards | Enter = New Black Card | R = Reset | 1-6 = Select Card
Clusters Against Humanity is an original, fill-in-the-blank party game designed specifically for Elasticsearch and OpenSearch geeks, DevOps heroes, and anyone who's ever stared desperately at a cluster status that's redder than their social life.
It's the perfect way to use your extensive technical knowledge to impress your friends and finally become the center of attention.
The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a black card, and everyone else answers with their funniest white card.
Get the physical cards.
Test drive the game here. But at some point, you should order the real version and get off your freaking computer. Seriously.
Don't miss the boat.
Get notified (soon) when the physical cards are available.
We'll email you when the physical cards are ready to ship.
No spam, just cluster humor.
The only downtime my boss actually approves of. - Still Anonymous (for legal reasons)
Made me almost want to go to work the next morning. - Disgruntled DevOps Engineer
A cluster disaster I can actually enjoy. - Elastic Engineer who thinks he's God.
Way cheaper than therapy. Almost as effective. - Ex-Cluster Admin
Finally, something OpenSearch-related that makes me laugh instead of cry. - OpenSearch "Expert"
Made by people at least as smart as you.
This piece of brilliance was crafted by the exceptionally talented team at Pulse. With over 15 years of battle scars earned in the trenches of Elasticsearch and OpenSearch optimization, we've seen clusters go red in ways you can't even imagine—and brought them back to life every single time.
Pulse makes you look smarter to your boss by proactively streamlining operations, boosting performance and slashing your search costs.
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